Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
organizing the empties. That sober.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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