This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
