Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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