i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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