i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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