Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You're a waste of cheezeits
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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