Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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