I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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