I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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