Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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