Christians are straight up FREAKS
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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