awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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