NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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