my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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