Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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