she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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