So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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