How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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