Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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