fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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