windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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