He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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