You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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