Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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