You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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