Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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