Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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