i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
tell me about the fingering
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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