You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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