As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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