kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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