ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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