Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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