I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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