i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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