Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
it hurts more in the daytime
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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