is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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