yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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