the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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