8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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