The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
pop tarts are not kleenex
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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