Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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