Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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