And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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