fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Why did my mother make you get naked?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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