With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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