Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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