I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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