Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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