Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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